With more shit around than ever before, we smelt a big brown opportunity to fuse art, protest and intuitive occultism into a fun new game that really satisfies. All you need to play is a mobile phone, a piece of dog faeces, and some small cocktail flags.

The rules are incredibly simple:

1. Locate a dog turd left by some ignorant wanker in a public place.

2. Place a flag of your choice in the poo.

3. Take a photo of the flagged log.

4. Upload the image to social media using the hashtag #SHITFLAG to verify your flagging.

5a. Leave the turd for others to enjoy.

5b. or alternatively, dispose of it responsibly.

6. Only found turds to be flagged. Players who cheat by using their own dogs to curl out strategic choddies for the purposes of this game will be subject to immediate disqualification.

7. One flag only in each turd, please.

8. #SHITFLAG is recommended for adult players only.

9. If your kids must play, make sure they wash their hands thoroughly afterwards.

10. If you encounter a flagged turd which offends your aesthetic or political sensibilities, feel free to remove and dispose of it.